What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is your review of working in EY?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

Did you use the internet during the DOS era? Can you describe your experience? How were images displayed on the black screen when everything was just text-based commands?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.